This was not a long, nor drawn out battle.  Those who met their demise did so in a timely fashion, and there was little suffering.  That shall never happen again.
 
1.  78 Days made quick work of Bluto's Revenge with a transmission of courage.
    Bowel barbecued Cerberus Shoal so that Thor Odin could feast on their souls in Sheol.
    7 Seconds and Beyond ganged up on Backlash, with no kind words to spare.

2. Abhinanda used their fascistproof armour to protect them from 78 Days.
    7 Seconds and Beyond tried to destroy Bowel, but Beyond vs. Bowel is describable with only
         five words: tool shed decapitation and mutilation.

3. With just seven seconds remaining, Bowel and Abhinanda joined forces in the last rumble and defeated
         Kevin Seconds.